February 2012
136 posts
1 tag
If you are going to take half a year to release pottermore, at least give us the sorting test. That’s really all I give a shit about.
Didn’t know it was the Oscars until I got on tumblr. No joke.
Why won’t Pitbull go away?
Asked my grandma to pick up healthy snacks, she got me powdered donuts and snickers.
retrded:
are you from tennessee because im 10
i’ll treat you like my homework, avoid doing you and get it from someone else the next day
was that an earthquake or did you just fart
if i told you the word of the day was herpes would you come to my place and spread the word
is there a keg in your pants because youre ugly and i’m gonna need to be drunk for this
It really pisses me off when girls become lesbians because “guys suck” or some other bullshit. Its insulting to gay people first of all, belittling real love as being spite. Its also really reckless to give up on an entire gender because you dated a few douche bags. I’ve dated more cunts than I would have liked to and met plenty of rotten bitches but I’m not sucking dick...