STEP INTO THE NEST

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  • are you from tennessee because im 10
  • i’ll treat you like my homework, avoid doing you and get it from someone else the next day
  • was that an earthquake or did you just fart
  • if i told you the word of the day was herpes would you come to my place and spread the word
  • is there a keg in your pants because youre ugly and i’m gonna need to be drunk for this
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